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Text File  |  1990-02-12  |  710b  |  11 lines
  1. ╘HE TROUBLE WITH A ╦ITTEN IS THAT, EVENTUALLY IT'S A ├AT
  2.               ╫HO NEEDS A CAT TO IGNORE THEM, ╔ HAVE A WIFE FOR THAT!
  3.                ╫HEN ╟OD SAID "╠ET THERE BE ├ATS " HE WAS QUICKLY IGNORED.
  4.             I╘'S ╚AR─ T╧ T┘╨E ╫╚IL┼ C╚O╦IN╟ A C┴╘!
  5.                                 ╙CATOLOGY, ╘HE SCIENCE OF SHOOING CATS
  6.                                 ┬UREAUCAT:  ┴ KITTY WHO SLEEPS ON YOUR UNDIES.
  7.                         200 POUND PARROT: "╚┼╥┼ ╦╔╘╘┘, ╦╔╘╘┘..."
  8.                               ┬┼╬╩╔!  ╫ATCH OUT FOR THAT CA -- @#%^@^$%^ ╬╧ ╘┼╥╥╔┼╥
  9.                  ╚E WHO LAUGHS LAST IS LIKELY ┬RITISH.
  10.                                  ╘HERE IS NEVER ENOUGH BEER, SEX, OR DISK SPACE.
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